Where is it...?

[zen_monk]

WHERE IS MY POKEMON???

I ORDERED EMERALD VERSION SINCE START OF MONTH AND IT'S STILL NOT HERE.

Do you know how long it's been since I've played Pokemon? TEN YEARS. Now that I souped up my Nintendo gear, I am in need of catching things and leveling them up and getting "It's super effective!" achievements!

Stupid buyer from Amazon...