Not the Gumdrop Buttons!

[zen_monk]

So I work at Cold Stone Creamery part time and tonight (which was three hours earlier), I had THE GREATEST SERVICE EVAR. This customer and I did the skit between the gingerbread man and King Farquod from Shrek!

This guy who I immediately labeled as pretty cool because he willfully wore THE ONE RING around his neck (which was a  present, as he said) and when one of his friends mentioned the gingerbread ice cream he was like:

"Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me; I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!"

In which I replied, "You're a monster!"

And it just snowballed from there.

"I'm not the monster; you are. Now, tell me, where are they hiding!"

"NO! NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS. ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"Then tell me: what do you know?!"

I inhaled. "Do you know... the Muffinman?"

"The Muffinman?"

"The Muffin man."

He scratched his chin. "Yes... I do know the muffin man. Who lives on Dreary Lane?"

"Well.. He's MARRIED to her."

"The Muffin man?!"

"THE MUFFIN MAN!"


LMAO.


Sometimes I really do love flipping ice cream part time. But I didn't get tipped for that! D: Lots of laughs, but I want dollars~!